Slut it Up

Trash-tastic. Also, I am a (fat) culinary genius. Tonight, 4 dinner, in anticipation of the copious amounts of booze I am about to cruise I made a magical concoction consisting of pasta, ground beef, onions, garlic, salt and peps. It sounds simple but was so good.

Happy Holydays


i die i die i die

cuz dis outfit is lyke sooo purfect.
I got dis from some sexy whoure

clean n cute

dont mind if I do.
tory birch pre yada yada


I still love you

If only I was marginally gay, I might be obsessed. Oh who am I kidding, I'm defs marginally gay. 
Ok, if I was more than marginally gay, I might be obsessed.

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